Jfa Preppy

Youre a prep and thats a fact

originality youve always lacked

I can see right through your act



Youre a preppy, a preppy

by any other name, youd still be the same



Topsiders, alligators, Calvin Klein jeans

argyle socks you look real keen

thats not your life its Pierre Cardins



Youre a preppy, preppy

you think yourre real hot being who youre not



Of all the preppies Ive been shown

Ive seen something youve always known

underneath the argyles is a fucking clone



Youre a preppy, preppy

youre so fucking lame, you all look the same
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